shame is soft and safe.

[liferuining]

[ look. look. looooooook. it is a small kitty with a purple bow on her head, and she is sitting on your doorstep. feed her. pet her. give her smth, she looks so miserable. ;v; ]

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[pruned]

[ he doesn't have any fish, adorable kitty. or cheeseburgers. just unlimited pettings.

(if she follows him for a while, though, he'll find her some food.) ]

[liferuining]

[ she is totally following! with purrs and leg rubs. ]

[pruned]

[ aw. awww. okay, fine. he's stopping at a stand to buy a small bag of meats. just follow him to that bench over there. ]

[liferuining]

[ she even jumps onto the bench before he starts to sit down. :3 ]

[pruned]

[ so adorable. he manages to set the bag down and pull some out for her to eat. right out of his hand, little kitty. ]

[liferuining]

[ and when she finishes, she nudges his hand for more. more, damnit. ]

[pruned]

[ god fine you greedy little freak. have some more. ]

[liferuining]

[ mm, kitty burp. ]

[pruned]

[ oh that was cute... kind of disgusting, but from a kitty it's cute!

have a little more petting. ]

[liferuining]

Ahhh, that's stuff.

[liferuining]

[ OH, BALLS. she didn't mean to talk... ]

[pruned]

[ ...thefuck ]

[liferuining]

[ S T A R I N G. ]

[pruned]

[ STARING RIGHT BACK. what the hell is going on, is altaïr fucking with the apple again? ]

[liferuining]

[ ...this stare is lasting too long. ]

Well, gimme more.

[pruned]

[ ...

okay so, dumping out the rest of the bag onto the bench and he'll just. sit there and pretend he didn't hear anything while she eats. ]

[liferuining]

[ GONNA STUFF HER FACE NOW, AWYEEAAAH. and burp again when she finishes. wow, strawberry, you are really unladylike for a cat. ...maybe that's why. anyway, rolling onto her back. ]

Hey. Hey, don't lose your head over it.

[ she went there. ]

[pruned]

[ ...cats can burp? the things malik learns from a talking kitty!

but yeah, slooowwwwly turning to look at her. can you hear his mind shattering into many tiny pieces? ]

[liferuining]

Take your time.

[pruned]

[ and slooowly turning away. ]

I need to go.

[ bye, kitty. malik is going back to the bureau to rethink his life and his choices. ]

[liferuining]

[ YOU DO THAT. guess who follows. and hey, bro, you left this open?? strawberry jumps onto the counter. bro, you gotta dust this. ]

[pruned]

[ asldkfjasdf ACTUAL SURPRISED HORRIFIED NOISE. ]

[liferuining]

[ dusting with her tail a little so she has a nice, dust-free place to sit on the counter. CAUSE SERIOUSLY, MAN THIS IS DUSTY AS HALE. ]

When was the last time you cleaned? Jeez!