shame is soft and safe.

[liferuining]

[ look. look. looooooook. it is a small kitty with a purple bow on her head, and she is sitting on your doorstep. feed her. pet her. give her smth, she looks so miserable. ;v; ]

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[pruned]

[ AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

man malik what is it about your life that you see adorable kitties and cannot resist petting them? this will get you into trouble one day. ]

[liferuining]

[ m-meow... can she has some fish?? no, cheeseburgers. that shit is disgusting. ]

[pruned]

[ he doesn't have any fish, adorable kitty. or cheeseburgers. just unlimited pettings.

(if she follows him for a while, though, he'll find her some food.) ]

[liferuining]

[ she is totally following! with purrs and leg rubs. ]

[pruned]

[ aw. awww. okay, fine. he's stopping at a stand to buy a small bag of meats. just follow him to that bench over there. ]

[liferuining]

[ she even jumps onto the bench before he starts to sit down. :3 ]

[pruned]

[ so adorable. he manages to set the bag down and pull some out for her to eat. right out of his hand, little kitty. ]

[liferuining]

[ and when she finishes, she nudges his hand for more. more, damnit. ]

[pruned]

[ god fine you greedy little freak. have some more. ]

[liferuining]

[ mm, kitty burp. ]

[pruned]

[ oh that was cute... kind of disgusting, but from a kitty it's cute!

have a little more petting. ]

[liferuining]

Ahhh, that's stuff.

[liferuining]

[ OH, BALLS. she didn't mean to talk... ]

[pruned]

[ ...thefuck ]

[liferuining]

[ S T A R I N G. ]

[pruned]

[ STARING RIGHT BACK. what the hell is going on, is altaïr fucking with the apple again? ]

[liferuining]

[ ...this stare is lasting too long. ]

Well, gimme more.

[pruned]

[ ...

okay so, dumping out the rest of the bag onto the bench and he'll just. sit there and pretend he didn't hear anything while she eats. ]

[liferuining]

[ GONNA STUFF HER FACE NOW, AWYEEAAAH. and burp again when she finishes. wow, strawberry, you are really unladylike for a cat. ...maybe that's why. anyway, rolling onto her back. ]

Hey. Hey, don't lose your head over it.

[ she went there. ]

[pruned]

[ ...cats can burp? the things malik learns from a talking kitty!

but yeah, slooowwwwly turning to look at her. can you hear his mind shattering into many tiny pieces? ]

[liferuining]

Take your time.

[pruned]

[ and slooowly turning away. ]

I need to go.

[ bye, kitty. malik is going back to the bureau to rethink his life and his choices. ]

[liferuining]

[ YOU DO THAT. guess who follows. and hey, bro, you left this open?? strawberry jumps onto the counter. bro, you gotta dust this. ]

[pruned]

[ asldkfjasdf ACTUAL SURPRISED HORRIFIED NOISE. ]

[liferuining]

[ dusting with her tail a little so she has a nice, dust-free place to sit on the counter. CAUSE SERIOUSLY, MAN THIS IS DUSTY AS HALE. ]

When was the last time you cleaned? Jeez!

[waitress]

Aw, hey there kitty. You lost?

[liferuining]

[ no, she wants attention!!

mew? ]

[waitress]

[ attention wanted, attention given! sookie picks up the cat and scratches one of her ears. ]

How 'bout we get you a saucer of milk? How's that sound?

[liferuining]

[ can you interpret happy meows, sook? because that is a happy one strawberry responds with. bless your giving soul, blondie. ]

[waitress]

[ sounds happy enough for her! she carries the kitty inside and sets her on the kitchen table as she fetches as saucer and fills it with milk. sookie sets it down before the tiny cat. ]

There you go, girl. Y'know, I used to have myself a cat. Her name was Tina, but she-- [ rene cut off her head and hung her from the ceiling fan. 8| ] --that's not really important. You just enjoy your milk.

[liferuining]

[ well, if strawberry was a sort of all-knowing clairvoyant, she'd be skedaddling right on out. she likes her head, you know! but naw, she isn't that type of clairvoyant and slurps the milk up. oh, it's so good. ]