shame is soft and safe.

[liferuining]

[ look. look. looooooook. it is a small kitty with a purple bow on her head, and she is sitting on your doorstep. feed her. pet her. give her smth, she looks so miserable. ;v; ]

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[pruned]

[ ...cats can burp? the things malik learns from a talking kitty!

but yeah, slooowwwwly turning to look at her. can you hear his mind shattering into many tiny pieces? ]

[liferuining]

Take your time.

[pruned]

[ and slooowly turning away. ]

I need to go.

[ bye, kitty. malik is going back to the bureau to rethink his life and his choices. ]

[liferuining]

[ YOU DO THAT. guess who follows. and hey, bro, you left this open?? strawberry jumps onto the counter. bro, you gotta dust this. ]

[pruned]

[ asldkfjasdf ACTUAL SURPRISED HORRIFIED NOISE. ]

[liferuining]

[ dusting with her tail a little so she has a nice, dust-free place to sit on the counter. CAUSE SERIOUSLY, MAN THIS IS DUSTY AS HALE. ]

When was the last time you cleaned? Jeez!